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Princheska
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| Subject: Funny jokes!  Mon Sep 21, 2009 4:42 pm | |
| Funny jokes.. kaht ano basta joke.. ahahahh!!.. kht korny jokes!!.. ok lng.. ahahh!!..  | |
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Princheska
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| | Subject: God answered his prayers Mon Sep 21, 2009 4:58 pm | |
| God answered his prayers Nahuli ng titser na may kodigo sa exam ang pupil. Teacher - Bakit may nakatagong papel sa kamay mo? Pupil - Mam, prayers ko lang po yan. Teacher - Bakit may mga sagot dito? Pupil - Naku, sinagot na ang prayers ko! | |
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francis366
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| | Subject: jokes Tue Sep 22, 2009 10:58 pm | |
| isang araw nakuha ng test si batman
estudyante:mam si batman po nanunulad
batman:sinong manunulad sa yo wala ka ngang sagot
estudyante:kinopya mo nga ang pangalan ko
batman:pangalan ga yun akala ko ay sagot eh
BBcode rocks!!!!! | |
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kinseh
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| | Subject: Re: Funny jokes! Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:26 pm | |
| titser: juan spell ambulance..
juan: A..M...B..
titser: faster!
juan: wew wew wew wew wew..mam tbi bka k msagsaan.!!
xD..hehe | |
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francis366
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| | Subject: Re: Funny jokes! Thu Sep 24, 2009 12:17 am | |
| teacher:batman madali na ang tanong ko
spell BOOK
batman:B-O B-O mam
teacher:wrong batman remain standing
batman:O-K mam
teacher:very good batman sit down
batman:ala bakit kaya ako pina upo | |
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Princheska
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| | Subject: Re: Funny jokes! Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:16 pm | |
| - francis366 wrote:
- teacher:batman madali na ang tanong ko
spell BOOK
batman:B-O B-O mam
teacher:wrong batman remain standing
batman:O-K mam
teacher:very good batman sit down
batman:ala bakit kaya ako pina upo dahil nasabi na ni batman ung B-O tapos snabi nya ung O-K kya pinaupo na xia ahahahh! | |
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Princheska
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| | Subject: Re: Funny jokes! Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:22 pm | |
| Human brain is the most outstanding thing...
It functions 24 hours and 365 days...
It functions right from the time we were born...
& it only stops when,.....
we take EXAMS. Ü | |
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francis366
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| | Subject: Re: Funny jokes! Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:28 pm | |
| bata:lolo saan po kayo pupunta
lolo:utoy ako ga ay pupunta lang sa kusina
bata:lolo sabi po nila may multo daw po sa kusina nararamdaman ko din po eh
lolo:wag ka maniwala dun wala namang multo ...
i sya utoy samahan mo muna ako sa kusina baka my multo | |
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Princheska
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| | Subject: Re: Funny jokes! Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:30 pm | |
| STUDENT: ma’am, pagagalitan niyo po ba ako sa bagay na hindi ko naman
ginawa?
TEACHER: natural hindi.
STUDENT: good, di ko po ginawa assignment ko! | |
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Princheska
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| | Subject: Re: Funny jokes! Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:35 pm | |
| In a Class...
teacher: ano ang pambansang ibon?
BOY: chicken?
teacher: hindi! kulay brown ito!
BOY: fried chicken!
teacher: hindi! mas maliit ito sa chicken.
BOY: knorr chicken cubes!
teacher: get out! | |
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Princheska
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| | Subject: Re: Funny jokes! Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:10 pm | |
| tnx sa mga nag post!!..  | |
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francis366
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| | Subject: Re: Funny jokes! Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:05 am | |
| your welcome
here is another joke
teacher:ok class what is science
teacher:ok batman nataas ka ng kamay
batman:mam science is our lesson for today
Last edited by francis366 on Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:10 am; edited 1 time in total | |
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francis366
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| | Subject: Re: Funny jokes! Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:07 am | |
| isang araw si batman ay nasa jeepney
driver:saan ho ang baba ng 20
batman:bakit mo ibababa ang aking 20 itapon mo ang kwarta mo sa karsada wag lang ang aking 20
batman:aba ibababa pa ang 20 ko eh | |
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pheinn
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| | Subject: WEW Fri Sep 25, 2009 7:11 pm | |
| wOw sPaM???
Gndang FriDaY sa LhaT | |
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Admin
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| | Subject: Re: Funny jokes! Fri Sep 25, 2009 8:09 pm | |
| - pheinn wrote:
- wOw sPaM???
Gndang FriDaY sa LhaT tsk... laganap na talaga ang spam... hoy mr. MOD.... gawin mo trabaho mo... magsaway ka ng mga spammers.... tpos sbihin mo skin... tpos ako na magwawarning sa kanila...  | |
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mika_ella
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| | Subject: Re: Funny jokes! Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:07 pm | |
| Sa isang museum, si aling dionisya:
Aling Dionisya: ito ba?ito ba ang tinatawag niyong art? Pwe!nakakasuka!ang
pangit! Pinting ba 2?
Guide: hindi po mam, ......
...salamin po yan..!
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migZ
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| | Subject: Re: Funny jokes! Fri Sep 25, 2009 10:09 pm | |
| Bata: Pabili po ng ubas
Lalaki: Wala kaming ubas
kinabukasan
Bata: Pabili po ng ubas
Lalaki: Wala
Kinabukasan ulit
Bata: Pabili po ng ubas
Lalaki: Ang kulet mo! Sinabi nang wala. Sabihin mo ulit yun at istastapler ko ang bibig mo!
the next day
Bata: Kuya, may stapler ga po kayo?
Lalaki: Wala
Bata: Pabili po ng ubas | |
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Princheska
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| | Subject: Re: Funny jokes! Fri Sep 25, 2009 10:21 pm | |
| NANAY: Nak, kya kita pinalo kc mahal kita
ANAK: gnun po ba?
(cnampal ang nanay)
NANAY: bt mo q cnampal?!
ANAK: I love u too nay! ahehe.. | |
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francis366
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| | Subject: Re: Funny jokes! Sat Sep 26, 2009 8:43 am | |
| - mika_ella wrote:
- Sa isang museum, si aling dionisya:
Aling Dionisya: ito ba?ito ba ang tinatawag niyong art? Pwe!nakakasuka!ang
pangit! Pinting ba 2?
Guide: hindi mo mam, ......
...salamin po yan..! nice joke | |
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Princheska
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| | Subject: Re: Funny jokes! Sat Sep 26, 2009 11:40 am | |
| Battle of the brainless
Battle of the brainless
Host: What "N" (narra) is the national tree of the Philippines ?
Contestant: Niyog?
Host: Mas matigas pa diyan.
Contestant: (in a strong-sounding voice) NIYOG!!!
Host: Saan "B" (Bagumbayan) binaril si Jose Rizal?
Contestant: Sa back?
Host: O sige, puwede rin na ang simula ay letter "L" (Luneta).
Contestant: Likod?
Host: Hindi pa rin. Para mas madali, "R.P." ang initials ng modern name nito ( Rizal Park ).
Contestant: Rear Part? (Susme! Likod pa rin yun!) | |
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francis366
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| | Subject: Re: Funny jokes! Sat Sep 26, 2009 8:27 pm | |
| isang araw nakamotorsiklo si batman papunta sa subdivisyon
guard:utoy patingin nga ng id mo?
guard:ah ikaw pala si batman
guard:utoy bawal ka dito nakaban ka
batman:eh saan ga po kayo nakakita ng van na dalwa ang gulong | |
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kinseh
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| | Subject: Re: Funny jokes! Mon Sep 28, 2009 1:48 am | |
| gf: baby spell mu nga ung EMPTY.. bf: ..uhmm...d ko lam e...try ko.. ..dobol u -ay-ti- eych -ow- yu- ti- way- ow- yu? getz mu.??..swit nuh??  | |
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aeronabrahan
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| | Subject: may tanong ako Mon Sep 28, 2009 5:23 am | |
| ganun ba ung spam? aahm. pero aus lng ung consecutive post pero sa iba't ibang topc dba? reply kayo ha.. and pano mag lagay ng pic sa profile? hahahahaha.. ingat.. Ü 04aeron23 | |
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Admin
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| | Subject: Re: Funny jokes! Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:38 am | |
| - aeronabrahan wrote:
ganun ba ung spam? aahm. pero aus lng ung consecutive post pero sa iba't ibang topc dba? reply kayo ha.. and pano mag lagay ng pic sa profile? hahahahaha.. ingat.. Ü 04aeron23 kung gusto mong magtanong, gumawa ka ng sarili mong thread sa help section... nagbasa ka ga ng rules dito sa forum... to all members: walang sasagot sa tanong nya... to aeron: gumawa ka ng thread sa help section at dun ka namin sasagutin... OK???  *all members, ignore this post... | |
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